God is calling..... (Volume Work - 01)

Out of my latter years, I have found that GOD could be someone close to you. It could be a friend, neighbour, guest, relative, boss, shopkeeper or someone whom you just know. The intend of the below collective quotes came out just for fun. They need not have been uttered by anyone thus coming out of sheer imagination. I hope you enjoy it.

• GOD is subtle
• GOD calls all shots
• Speed of GOD is speed of the world
• GOD knows what is best for the world
• GOD would not ask. He commands
• Everyone should shut up when GOD speaks
• Only GOD gets the best ideas
• GOD, GOD, GOD! the only supreme word in the world
• When solution is simple, GOD is answering
• GOD is absolute
• In god we trust. But GOD trusts none
• No one goes unnoticed  from the eye of GOD
• GOD has no personal life
• Do not blame GOD. He has many devotees
• GOD approves all needs
• GOD rides all horses
• If GOD says Crow is White, it certainly is
• GOD has devotees and priests to monitor the world
• Where there is GOD, there is a way
• The golden rule to success is that GOD's jokes are always funny
• When GOD is away, athiests will play