Monday, June 23, 2014

God is calling..... (Volume Work - 02)

  • God is absurd
  • God is a derivative of almighty
  • God does go by caste, creed and colour. You may laugh reading this
  • God pays no second thoughts
  • God believes in unpredictable phenomenon. Else, how can he blame his fortune?
  • God does believe in bird of passage. Else, he cannot laugh at other’s misfortune
  • God is uninformed about other’s good deeds. He is misinformed about other’s destinies
  • God’s folks are third world losers
  • God is unsurmountable, but his words are devastating
  • A former devotee of God once said; I was great when I was with you, now I am exemplary
  • God pays dividends in the form of curse
  • God is marked by defiant disregard, devoid of good sense and judgment
  • God’s team is shattered, but his almighty continues to bless
  • God has three musketeers; disbelief, distrust and dishonest
  • God pays no homage; he lacks the understanding of respectful deference
  • God’s regression is the retroflection of his own foul deeds
  • God’s articulatory gesture is not made of discomfort, but of absolute insecurity
  • There is no second God

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

God is calling..... (Volume Work - 01)

Out of my latter years, I have found that GOD could be someone close to you. It could be a friend, neighbour, guest, relative, boss, shopkeeper or someone whom you just know. The intend of the below collective quotes came out just for fun. They need not have been uttered by anyone thus coming out of sheer imagination. I hope you enjoy it.

  • GOD is subtle
  • GOD calls all shots
  • Speed of GOD is speed of the world
  • GOD knows what is best for the world
  • GOD would not ask. He commands
  • Everyone should shut up when GOD speaks
  • Only GOD gets the best ideas
  • GOD, GOD, GOD! the only supreme word in the world
  • When solution is simple, GOD is answering
  • GOD is absolute
  • In god we trust. But GOD trusts none
  • No one goes unnoticed  from the eye of GOD
  • GOD has no personal life
  • Do not blame GOD. He has many devotees
  • GOD approves all needs
  • GOD rides all horses
  • If GOD says Crow is White, it certainly is
  • GOD has devotees and priests to monitor the world
  • Where there is GOD, there is a way
  • The golden rule to success is that GOD's jokes are always funny
  • When GOD is away, athiests will play

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